The Master (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} master_13) wrote,@ 2005-12-17 15:24:00 |
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As I cannot be beaten in villainy by a mere Dalek, I have taken this pathetic 'meme' or whatever the feeble word is, and proven beyond doubt that I am truly evil.
Oh. Umm. I am the Master and you will obey me... you will forget about the clothes... and the fart. Time Lords certainly do not fart. Especially not ones of such diabolical ingenuity like myself.
 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Saturday barbarella69 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In February I committed genocide... Sorry about that, tegan_lj (-5000 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I broke evelyn_smythe's X-Box (-12 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5047 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, |
Oh. Umm. I am the Master and you will obey me... you will forget about the clothes... and the fart. Time Lords certainly do not fart. Especially not ones of such diabolical ingenuity like myself.
