The Master ([info]master_13) wrote,
@ 2005-03-13 12:32:00
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*TARDIS materialization sounds*

Ah, it seems that I have finally made it. My apologies for being so late, I was making alliances with aliens more powerful than you can comprehend and enticing them to come destroy this puny planet Earth. So actually, I haven't been doing anything new or unusual.

Never mind, I will soon destroy the Doctors and this planet and will hypnotize the better-looking 'companions' into my mindless slaves.

But I think I will have lunch first.



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[info]tegan_lj
2005-03-12 07:27 pm UTC (link)
You wouldn't know an excellent leather outlet store, would you?

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[info]master_13
2005-03-13 04:32 am UTC (link)
There's a very nice one on the eastern edge of Kasterborus. I've been going there since my first incarnation, picking up nice things to show to the others at the Academy.

No, never been near a place like that. Villains of my dignity and caliber never need leather when velvet or plain, smooth black anything will do.

One moment. You're one of those companions. Since when have companions worn leather? Certainly none that I've ever seen.

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[info]tegan_lj
2005-03-13 05:29 am UTC (link)
Well, I certainly wear leather. Beigey hates it...

Could you draw a map, by chance?

*crosses arms over chest* Rabbits! You aren't here to take over the world....or something...

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[info]master_13
2005-03-13 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Only if you can understand 4 dimensional maps with a 6% chronological error margin.

My dear, whenever I'm anywhere I'm trying to take it over. Universe, galaxy, world, nation.

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[info]tegan_lj
2005-03-13 07:16 pm UTC (link)
*sigh*

All the good men in black are taking over the world...

*sigh*

Try me. After all, I travel with the cricket one...

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[info]master_13
2005-03-13 10:31 pm UTC (link)
That's what we do best. Take over the world.

If you put these co-ordinates into that piece of junk the Doctor calls his TARDIS, you should get there at the height of it's popularity.

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[info]tegan_lj
2005-03-14 04:17 am UTC (link)
Excellent!

Rabbits, don't wipe out the Universe quite yet. Just think, you wouldn't be able to find your velvet tailors.

It doesn't seem to fit you well in the leg, either.

You do know your other selves are around here somewhere...

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[info]master_13
2005-03-14 10:52 pm UTC (link)
I will not wipe out the Universe, I will conquer it. There is a difference. Mainly that, if the Universe was wiped out, there would be no more aforementioned tailors.

Yes, I have spent many hours reading journals of my other selves. Especially what one of me has been doing with the Fifth Doctor. I am shocked, I tell you. Shocked. Though it does bring back pleasant memories...

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[info]tegan_lj
2005-03-15 04:07 am UTC (link)
He's a great shopping partner, you know.

Yeah, Beigey has that sort of effect...

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[info]master_13
2005-03-16 02:10 am UTC (link)
Really? I've never been into shopping. What exactly constitutes a 'great shopping partner'?

The blond, pretty one? Yes, I suppose he would have that effect. I'm quite happy for my future self, actually.

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[info]tegan_lj
2005-03-16 04:16 am UTC (link)
Great taste in clothing, wanting to shop instead of destroying the world... any person Beigey will get upset over me interacting with as a friend.

Good!

*Crosses arms over chest*

Now, you wouldn't be able to control Beatrice, can you? The damn goat has eaten near everything.

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[info]yourfutureruler
2005-03-14 08:33 am UTC (link)
I'd recommend Jo Grant. Very good with tea. And fabulous boots.

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[info]master_13
2005-03-14 10:40 pm UTC (link)
Ah yes, the divine Miss Grant. Though the boots are more suited to our ninth incarnation- or was it the tenth? Oh, you know how bad our memory is...

How's the old TARDIS going? The Doctor managed to steal more parts from it? Have we taken over the Earth yet?

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[info]yourfutureruler
2005-03-21 04:36 am UTC (link)
The TARDIS, alas, grows grumpy in her old age. She is currently a disco Portaloo. One gets used to it.

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[info]barbarella69
2005-03-15 12:10 pm UTC (link)
Have you tried the little plunger things? *tilts head* The Kaleds? Or is it Daleks? *shakes head* Something like that. They might be quite useful in your plan and easily defeated by the Doctor and a few strategically placed stairsteps

*places hand on Master's arm; looks into eyes*

Ummm, when you say destroy the Doctors, that doesn't include Six does it? I've gotten quite used to that Time Lord stamina of his...

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[info]master_13
2005-03-16 02:16 am UTC (link)
Yes, I have tried the Daleks. Moderately useful beings, but remember this, my dear- the best allies have legs. And some allies have the best legs...

Do not worry. It seems I will regenerate into another persona(somehow) before the Doctor reaches his sixth incarnation. And no matter how hard I try, I just can't bring myself to kill him I, being noble and chivalrous though of course very evil, always leave my old archenemy an escape route. So you needn't worry your pretty head about it.

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[info]barbarella69
2005-03-23 10:48 am UTC (link)
Oh. Well in that case, we can shag have lunch then.

*dazzling smile*

After all, I'm sure lunch would be filled with scintillating conversation. *lightly runs index finger over chest; sultry gaze* You could even tell me more about your plan to make it easier for the Doctor to thwart you

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[info]master_13
2005-03-25 10:58 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I'm sorry, my dear. I never discuss the details of my magnificent plans because I make them up as I go along because they are very complicated and evil and Doctor-thwarting.

I'm afraid I'm busy contacting hostile aliens and so can't have... lunch... today or tomorrow, but maybe we could meet up for lunch say, three days from now? Relative time?

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[info]barbarella69
2005-03-29 09:52 am UTC (link)
You never discuss your plans? Goodness, that's a change. Your future self can't help but disclose details.

*looks Master over*

Of course, he more than makes up for it by looking so yummy in that black velvet of his.

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